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THE UNICORNS' GIFT TO THE WORLD:

Often referred to as the "Caviar of Bagged Farts," by bagged fart aficionados, unicorn farts are one of the most sought after unique gifts in the world. The Unicorn farts inside this bag are produced by free-range unicorns that donate them to the world. The farts are locally sourced and best of all, gluten free.

Unicorn farts has been clinically proven and tested to be:
 
100% Magical.
100% Majestic.
100% Mystical.
Bag of Unicorn Farts are the perfect gift for everyone that loves something fun and interesting. Children and adults will laugh over the hilarious gift idea of receiving farts for a present. Each bag contains a single serving size sealed bag of packed fruit punch cotton candy. The awesome cotton candy is Made in the USA. The cotton candy is produced in a nut free facility.  
 
Price: $10.95
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